I was watching a video about the Kelly-Hopkinsville aliens, and their possible return some decades later. There were photographs of footprints in the second part, and it struck me–why are so many of these alien visitors showing up naked?
Granted, they may have evolved beyond things like modesty, but there’s always protection against the elements and predators. And carrying tools. Clothes can be quite useful, so why not use them?
Then it struck me–maybe these visitations, abductions, home attacks, etc, over the years aren’t alien scientists studying us.
Maybe these are initiation rites to some alien fraternity. “Okay, before we can let you into Delta Quadrant House, you have to go down and pretend like you’re attacking a farmhouse. And you have to do this…while completely naked!”
That sounds like a great idea for a movie. Call it “Alien House,” the story of how the wacky Delta Quadrant House got into all kinds of mischief. The antagonist could be Dean Wormhole, who’s always trying to get them thrown out after their latest Grey party.
I tell you, it’s worth millions.