Apparently there’s another rumor floating around that I’m dead. Well, damn it, I’m not dead yet. One of these days, though, I will be and you’ll be sorry that you laughed with me all cold and blue and rotting and starting to stink and hungering for brains. Better shovel me into the trash when you can! HEY WAIT STOP I MEANT WHEN I’M DEAD.
Anyway, here are some photos from the half-pipe that I built all by my lonesome. The first photo shows the five pieces after they were cobbled together, but before they were assembled into one monstrous organism.
Each of the end pieces (the two curved sections) is actually made of two parts, that haven’t yet been shackled together into oneness or something hippie-esque or equally unpleasant and in need of bathing.
In the shot below, the plastic covering has been put under the wooden bits, and they’ve all been assembled into one coalescent being. The plastic is there to prevent moisture, grubs, worms and HORRIFYING ZOMBIES from damaging stuff that shouldn’t be damaged. Mostly I like the angle on this one…
…because the picture below pretty much shows the same thing.
Below, you can see the plywood flooring applied, as well as the plastic tubing stuff that goes at the top so, um, the, er, plastic tubing stuff can work. And stuff. And like that.
Finally, below is the finished product with the back fence-things applied. AND IT WAS DONE AND FINISHED AND THE LORD DID SPAKE AND SAY YEA IT IS GOOD, THAT THING YOU DID, THERE. AWESOME DUDE.
And I am still amazingly sore in all available limbs. But not that sore GET THOSE SHOVELS OUT OF MY SIGHT!
So, I built a half-pipe. And I lived to tell the tale. (Soon to be an epic poem by Coleridge.) And yeah, sure, I’ll build one for you, too.
For fifty thousand dollars. Heh heh heh.
Just kidding. I wouldn’t charge that much, and I’d never build another one anyway.
Speaking of anyway, next we’ll have more anime stuff! Thanks for visiting, as always, and as always, GET THOSE SHOVELS AWAY FROM ME YOU OVERZEALOUS GHOULS! Can’t a guy rot in peace?